This is actually the most fantastic thing ever.
The five characters who ship Johnlock and the one that doesn’t.
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(Source: annyskod)
Alternative after credit scene.
Loki: May all your Shawarma Fillings Fall on Your Lap
(via brokenheartedfestivities)
I see posts from Louise Brealey and Clark Gregg and I just CANT!!! I want this so much but I never wanted the damn thing before, and if I get one people will want to follow me who I don’t like and they’ll be all…”oh, Mozie, you got a Twitter, you said you’d never get a Twitter!” And my friends will say to me, “what’s wrong?” and I’ll be all like
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET
OH MY GOD SCREAMING.
Lock eyes from across the room, down my drink while the rhythms boom!
(Source: destructivemusic, via geothebio)
Dalek impersonator on Britain’s Got Talent.
(Source: thesunshinegirls123)
TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 3)
(Source: bartonesque, via comfortableandkind)
